Saturday, 9 November 2013

COSSY ORJIAKOR INSURES BOOBS FOR N256MILLION

Cossy Orjiakor is at it again! According to a report by Vanguard, the
Nollywood actress insured her boobs for $1.6million amounting to
N256million. Read the full report here:

The actress was reported to have agreed to a
deal to insure her bloated mammary glands
for a whooping $1.6million amounting to
N256million.
The deal according to source, was introduced
to her by an American friend who also
dragged Enhanced Silicon Inc. responsible for
insuring breasts of famous foreign celebrities
into the deal. The company, which insured
the bosóms of Pamela Anderson and Dolly
Parton agreed to the deal just before Cossy's
recent birthday bash , where she displayed
her endowments for the world to see. The
booby actress will be travelling to Los
Angeles in two weeks to sign on the dotted
lines. "I specifically asked for $1.6 million,"
Cossy was quoted as saying.
As part of the deal awaiting her signature,
there will be limits on how many men and
women who would touch her bósoms each
month. Also, the bósoms have all been given
names and must now be treated as people in
future movie roles. That means that
Enhanced Silicon Inc. will determine how
much a movie producer will pay each bosóm
for an appearance in a movie. "The downside
of the deal is that I may get dressed', Cossy
added.
Cossy seems pretty excited about the deal as
sources maintained that each of the
endowment will be named and anyone who
prefers to touch will have to pay for it just as
Enhanced Silicon Inc. will henceforth, decide
the amount producers will pay per breast, for
appearance in a movie.

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